"i'mma be real here--"

the young woman starts, casually beginning to lean on the pokemon. the absol seemed disgruntled - of course he would have to deal with his trainer. of course she was drunk again. of course she was going to be giving him a hard time again. the pokemon tries to gently nudge at the trainer with his snout, but she responds with a giggle while poking the nose. "boop the snoot~" the grown woman giggles, much to the pokemon's distain.

then all of a sudden, she feels the ground shake. or maybe it was the alcohol, making the earth move beneath her feet? she honestly couldn't tell by that point, but-- oh hey. "hah. it's a giant purple noodle." amber eyes gaze at a drapion, who seemed slightly confused at the drunken trainer.

diablo stands up, a hand on the absol while her other hand pulls out another can of beer she was keeping in her bag. y'know. to stave off a hangover. best way to get rid of a hangover was with more alcohol, after all. "yo!~ abby!~ i wanna.. wanna.. noodle! right?" not right, she wasn't exactly.. making much sense with her words now.

okay, maybe it was a lie that she was a tiny bit buzzed.

at least he understood, enough to prep himself with a swords dance and charge in with a hard slash. the drapion uses its tail to try and pin the absol down after taking damage, realizing the situation he was in.

unfortunately, a pokeball had bonked his head before the pincer could reach out.

diablo watches in a daze, then smiles and snickers while walking towards the pokeball.

"... i'mma name you noods. you are my noods, and you are now my bitch~."

attempt @ drapion